What?

FUCK FINALS

my pussy is so wet i just want to sleep fucking finals get me so moist

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[Breathe]

It's the cold nights that get to you  
Sitting outside on a bench  
As the breeze undulates through every pore of your body,  
trying to find its way in  
Only to reach your mouth and vanish  
Down the hole, churning and spinning,  
wobbling and punctuating the silence  
that only exists when words are better left  
unspoken or unheard.  

It's nights like these that make peace  
with the broken pieces of glass your mother  
stepped on because you were too complacent,  
too anxious to even begin to clean up  

The breeze leaves it's temporary host  
only to be lost into the night,  
And you disappear with it.  

My roommate keeps watching conspiracy theory documentaries and videos…they sound so stupid and over-dramatic…

gameandwatch:

finna get some mad pussy 2nite

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I can’t focus. This girl keeps verbally destroying me, every single day, only to call back later, apologize, and then make me feel like I am the worst person in the world.  If I give in to her, because I can’t keep hearing her like this, I will be miserable. If I don’t give in to her, I will continue to hear these things and think these things and will be miserable.  I am in a lose-lose situation, and there is nothing I can do about it.  If I ignore her calls, she will come to my dorm to talk to me…or text me and leave messages to make me feel awful because I made her feel awful.  I can not deal with this the week before finals…

My roommate helped give me a mohawk, I think it looks pretty good

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Who wants to smoke and cuddle with me?

ghiblistudio:

This place is gorgeous, Howl! It’s like a dream!

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